live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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(Source: psiinoiic)

gekkokurage:

thats the whole game

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

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light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

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"i can help with that!" austin yelled, approaching light

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"who are you…?" light asked, "what are you…?’

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"im austin…" the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

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light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

(Source: yiffinq)

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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